The Elephant sparrow is native to Toronto and rarely flies anywhere else unless offered free tickets. Its diet consists of chocolate, coffee, and blueberry pies, which explains its Endangered Species status.
Elephant sparrows have many natural enemies, including Brussels sprouts, Godzilla, Jurassic cats, and hunters armed with peanut shooters. Anyone caught shooting Elephant sparrows in Toronto will be forced to sit in meetings and watch Power Point presentations for 100 years or life, whichever comes first.
Elephant sparrows are very fond of Dale Evans's song, "Happy Trails to You", and they also like the French rock group, Indochine.
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