31.1.21

The Duck Bowl

 Human sacrifice (and Duck Sacrifice) has been banned everywhere except in football games.



30.1.21

Versatile Party Dress

Just because you're wearing your best clothes doesn't mean you can't have fun!


 

26.1.21

Baby, it's cold outside!

"...the calm mastery of a being whose life is it's own and not yours...."

--H.P. Lovecraft


 

22.1.21

Winner Takes All!

The naked hulk alongside came,

And the twain were casting dice;

'The game is done! I've won! I've won!'

Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

--Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"


 

21.1.21

New Salon in Town

Free grooming when you get your hair done at Curiosity George's Salon


 

19.1.21

How to Sleep

 Learning From Cats 101, Part 1: How to sleep anywhere, at any time.



15.1.21

Fate

I am the master of my fate:

I am the captain of my soul.

--William Ernest Henley


 

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8.1.21

Giraffe Love Songs

A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing. --Robert Fulghum, "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten."

6.1.21

Tree Surgeon

Trees are poems that the earth writes upon the sky.

--Kahil Gibran


 

3.1.21

2.1.21

A Leap into Summer

People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

--Albert Einstein


 

1.1.21

How to Get Yourself Noticed in the New Year

What matters is at the end of life, when you're about to pass into oblivion, that you've at least scratched 'Kilroy was here' on the last wall of the universe. 

--William Faulkner